Look what happens when the poor yokes try to use something other than Galway jerseys that fell of the bus crossing the bridge in Athlone with their name tippexed on.
Their fans will probably sue the county board for the emotional distress involved in being the worst looking shower ever seen in a county ground.
Yerra, I'm still working from an oul' bottle of "4711 Echt Kölnisch Wasser" that I nicked from the brudder back in the 70's. The ad said it "... feels like champagne on your skin ...". Tastes like it too!!
An odd time I switch to the Hai Karate Aftershave, but that's only after I bother shaving.