Dunnes Stores selling gaa tops

[Harps Man]

the wife was in doin a bit of shoping in dunnes in edenderry today and saw a sign that read 'gaa tops perfect for fathers day only 12 euro', she went and had a look at them and she said they were grand,except for the fact that she coudnt find any offaly ones,she was walking away when she met the manager and asked him had they not got any offaly ones left,thinking that they must have sold out of what was on display,his reply was, no we dont or didnt have any offaly ones,she just gave him a bit of a funny look and started walking away. he called her back an said 'shur who'd want an offaly top with the way offaly are goin dis year ye'd be better off with a dublin one',she just replied 'well im from dublin an id fuckin wear one'. id say he's still in der standin lookin!!

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