99 Problems

[High School Musical]

99 Problems (a Jay-Zed & HSM collaboration)

I got the Snow Patrol on m-iPod patrol
Turn up the vol’ and I hit the road
My barstool critics all say "Man, he too old"
As I pull up my hood and step into the cold
Its 5 below and I cant feel my toes
I'll celebrate the minute I get back in the door
I'm like “fuck, I can feel the chill on my balls”
As I switch my mind to when I playin’ half-forward
Every man needed, if I don't play they know
They cant field a team, coz their pick is low
Do five k straight to shift my fat ass
I’ll soon be off the road and back on the grass....suckers
30 ticks later and I’m outta gas
I don’t have the endurance that Mo Farah has
I'm cold, I’m wet, its January One
I got 99 problems on this bitch of a run
Kick it!

99 Problems on this bitch of a run
If you haven’t stretched proper I feel bad for you son
You’ll get serious problems from this bitch of a run
Kick it!

The year’s '94 and I’m sat on the floor
Watchin’ Limerick lay down the mother fucking law
We got two choices ya’ll roll over ‘n fold, or
Hit ‘em with a goal and go look for more
Then I look in disbelief as we hit ‘em with a brace
Even now I recall the look on their face
Five more points seem a little unfair
Matters not as Han lifts that cup in the air
Pilko drinks and he smokes and wears his socks low
A stereotype role-model? Man, I don't know
I don’t care coz we gonna win more
But we’ve to roll on the clock another four
Protest on the pitch in the middle of Croke Park
It’s a Saturday night, I can stay after dark
We ain't stepping out of shit ‘til they hear our song
Willing to fight tooth and nail to right this wrong
Fast forward a month and we’re back in the smoke
The sangitches, hip-flask and bottle of coke
Game times comes, we skin the Cats ‘live
Next time out we’ll be looking for five
Spend the week in the bar and I drink a little bit
The craic is too good so I don’t give a shit
Its all these memories that get me through my run
I got 99 problems and the seasons just begun
Kick it!

99 Problems and seasons just begun
If you ain’t ready now I feel bad for you son
Problem is the seasons’ just begun
Kick it!

Now once upon a time, not a month ago
A man like myself was considered slow
This is not slow in the sense of lacking a brain
Its slow in the sense of me needing to train
Poundin’ the pavement and hittin' the Gym
The upcoming season no longer looks grim
Another month before I even see a ball
Right prep now and we’re here for the long haul
Drinkin’ and bullin’, I’m gonna have to abstain
Get my act together, could be the cap-tain
Time to step into that kit again
Game-time now, every second weeken’
Mass Sunday mornin’, believe it. Amen
No paparazzi's for league, means nothin’ to them
County Board try to shaft us again
Padraig Boland replaces Pat Tee-han
Been doing this shit since under ten
Always seemed like it would never end
Through the pain and the graft, there’s always fun
But I got 99 problems and there’s nothing won
Kick it

99 problems and there’s nothing won
If you haven’t trained hard I feel bad for you son
I wont be happy til’ the championships’ won

[Ahlethimoutwithit]

Legend....

[True Red]

classic

[Kevin]

Love it!